MALE & FEMALE INTERPRETATION OF WORDS

1 THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female ......Any part under a

car's hood.

Male ..... The strap fastener on

a woman's bra.

2 VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)

adj.

Female ....Fully opening up

one's self emotionally to

another.

Male .... Playing football

without a cup.

3 COMMUNICATION ( ko-

myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .

Female ... The open sharing of

thoughts and feelings with

one's partner.

Male ... Leaving a note before

taking off on a fishing trip with

the

boys.

4 COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment)

n.

Female .... A desire to get

married and raise a family.

Male ...... Trying not to hit on

other women while out with

this one.

5 ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-

tayn-ment) n.

Female .... A good movie,

concert, play or book.

Male ...... Anything that can be

done while drinking beer.

6 FLATULENCE ( flach-u-lens) n.

Female .... An embarrassing

byproduct of indigestion.

Male ...... A source of

entertainment, self-expression,

male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)

n.

Female ......The greatest

expression of intimacy a couple

can achieve.

Male ........Call it whatever you

want, just as long as we do it.

8 REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht

kon-trohl) n.

Female .... A device for

changing from one TV channel

to another.

Male ... A device for scanning

through all 375 channels every

5 minutes.

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